Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Weiner

Congressman Anthony Weiner from Brooklyn just came out to the public that he has been sexting and such with a few women. What got Weiner in trouble was a photo he sent to a woman in Seattle with him in his underwear. This is funny to me, because I just watched Weiner on an NY1 interview totally denying the accusations. He laughed and said how funny the situation was. Nonetheless, here is another politician in the dog house. And people think I'm bad for not voting... maybe this is why.

Dumb-Dumb(s) of the Week: Weed Catapult

U.S. surveillance cameras caught some Mexican drug smugglers catapulting marijuana across the border to the U.S. I guess the smugglers aren't THAT dumb because it's actually pretty smart and they got away without being caught. I think the solution to this would be to legalize the green stuff and then there would be no need to catapult it over!

Dumb-Dumb (or Bravest) of the Week: 20-year-old Police Chief

Valles Garcia is a 20-year-old police chief in one of the most violet areas of Mexico - Praxedis G. Guerrero. This is an area where roughly 2,500 people are killed a year over drug violence. Yes, I have called this girl my "dumb-dumb of the week", but really sometimes being the dumbest also means you're the bravest. May God watch over her and may she influence others to stand up for what is right.

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Cat Burglar

There is a criminal on the loose in NYC ,and you will find her in a catwoman-like mask. Well isn't this a new definition of "cat burglar"? Maybe it's not dumb, maybe it's somewhat genius.
Not to mention, look at this police sketch!

(Image via NY Post)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Homeless Men Wanted

I'm sure many of ya'll heard of the former Food Network "star" Juan Carlos Cruz (I watch a lot of Food Network and never heard or seen the man before) was busted for trying to hire some homeless men to murder his wife. The 3 homeless men were offered $1000 to kill Juan Carlos' wife, and I assume they thought $333.33 a piece was not worth it. I bet you could get more from Crime Stoppers! Anywho, the sick story goes something like this....Juan Carlos offered the men money stab and kill his wife. He gave one of the men a box cutter, prepaid celly, a pocket watch, and half the money. He told the guys that he picks his wife up at the same place and time every day and that they could attack her then (sooo I guess that meant he wanted to be there to witness the murder....sick!). Nonetheless, one of the bums was arrested and cooperated with the popo to bust Juan Carlos (thank goodness). Anywho...bad bad bad Juan!

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: RyanAir

Irish airline, RyanAir, came up with the "genius" idea to start charging passengers for using the airplane bathroom. They justify this insanity by saying they would be able to add a few more seats to the plane. I have been in these restrooms and you could put 2 extra seats on the plane by removing a bathroom....that's nothing. Now personally, I don't like to use the restroom on airplanes and try to hold it if possible. So perhaps this rule doesn't bother me as much as it does the tiny-bladder-people. Nonetheless, this money-saving solution should go into the book of dumb ideas along with celery flavored Jello, Pet Rock, and the Shake Weight.

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Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Don't shave and drive

Now what do you think is the IQ of a woman who shaves her private area while driving?

A Florida woman named Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested for crashing her car into another.... but that would be a boring story. The fun part of this story is that Miss Megan ran into another car while she was shaving her bikini line. Oh don't worry, her ex-husband was steering while she was driving, but to make things better, her excuse was that she was on the way to see her boytoy and wanted to be ready for the night.

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Plastic Heidi-doll

Heidi Montag got lots o' plastic surgery, 10 procedures to be exact. I admit she was physically pretty (but her soul was as dirty as the streets of Chinatown), and now she looks fugly. Her bubbies are too big and her face is beginning to resemble the cat woman herself, Jocelyn Wildenstein.

(Images via Dlisted and Starlounge)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Christmas Bomber

It's been all over the news since Christmas Day when Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to blow up his flight over Detroit. My boyfriend and I both had to fly through Detroit this holiday, but luckily missed this incident. I will say that living in NY does bring me some fear, especially when traveling. I pray that we may all travel without fear of some idiots trying to terrorize us. Well, I hope this guy suffers in jail in solitary confinement for the rest of his life. What a bastard....to Umar and al Qaeda.

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Piano Man's Daughter

Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley was hospitalized after an alleged (news word for "it's true, it really happened") suicide attempt where she ingested a cornucopia of sleeping pills at her West Village apartment. I just don't get it. I know money is not the most important thing in the world, but if you are depressed or something, money could get you a good therapist, psychiatrist, shopping spree, anything to help the pain! Well, glad to hear she is doing well.

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Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Mr. West

Kanye West never ceases to amaze us with how un-humble he is with his fame. Yeah so he's not a poor boy from the 'hood. Yeah so he dropped out of college. He says he doesn't like the bad talk about him, but that he doesn't care anymore. Then why does he allow such foul things to come from his mouth? Well, I'm talking about tonight's incident on MTV VMA Awards where Kanye runs onto the stage while Taylor Swift accepts her award, grabs the mic, and tells the world that he thinks Beyonce deserved it instead. In the words of Stephanie Tanner, "How Rude!" Tell me that was a publicity stunt because no "normal" celeb being would steal someone's moment in front of millions like that. Ok, I admit. I get celebrity-stunned when I see Kanye....saw him at the John Legend concert as well as tried to see him inside Bape in SoHo the other night (unsuccessful). Why do I even care?!

(Cocky image of Kanye via YoRapper)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Megan Wants a Murderer

The latest "love' show on VH1 is "Megan Wants a Millionaire" of which Megan Hauserman has already been on Rock of Love, For the Love of Money, and Charm School. VH1 felt sorry for her and gave her a show of her own where she can find the 2 things she wants most...a man and his money. Anywho, one of her contestants is now wanted for the murder of his wife! Ryan, the rich Canadian smooth-talker, allegedly put her body in a suitcase badly beaten with missing teeth and fingers. This is horrendous news! Ryan has fled to his motherland of Canada, and I sure hope they catch him! Let's just say VH1 canceled the show...thank goodness.

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Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Jon and Hai-Hai

I've already featured the absurdness that is Jon and Kate, but now I must mention that Jon has a new gf only a few weeks after splitting from his wife. Now I always thought she nagged him out of the relationship, but perhaps she was right when she claimed he was immature. To make matters worse, this new future octo-mom, Hailey, is only 22. Not to mention, from the looks of it she was quite the partier at my alma-mater IU! Yep, she went for IU where incriminating facebook photos show her with lots o weed and tons o booze. Doesn't sound like the perfect stepmother huh?

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Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Morgan Creepman

Could this be true? Morgan Freeman is marrying his step granddaughter?! Yep, that's the rumor on the street these days. E'Dena Hines is Freeman's first wife's granddaughter and supposedly Freeman's current love. Gross and grosser!

(Image via Hollyscoop)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Starface

An 18 year old Belgium girl, named Kimberley Vlaminck, was tattooed with 56 stars on her face and claims that it was the artist's fault. She claims she went to the tattoo parlor and asked for 3 stars on her face, when she fell asleep and woke up with a face full of stars. The tattoo artist said she asked for 56 stars exactly and was awake for the entire show. This beotch is crazy. Kimmy no likey and is suing the tattoo artist for how much it will cost to remove. Who falls asleep during a tattoo (on your face nonetheless)?

(Image and article inspiration via Dlisted)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Speidi

The wrongfully infamous Spencer and Heidi Pratt are just part of the crazy cast of NBC's "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" (along with Janice Dickinson & Sanjaya Malakar to name a few). For some reason this show is on 4 days a week for the next three weeks, but I must admit that as much as I despise Speidi, they give the show the crazy drama I enjoy.

Anywho, Spencer and Heidi started the show off by complaining the second they get to Costa Rica, and they tried to quit before the first night ended. Spencer was even "over-heard" talking to NBC chairman saying, "This cast is devaluing our fame!" Not only that, when the cast asked them what they were going to tell their charities (a charity of choice would get money for however long their person stays on the show), they said they chose the biggest ones so it wouldn't be a big deal if they didn't get this money. Then after they tried to flee Costa Rica, the rest of the cast members raided their belongings, which only started mayhem when they came back and discovered this looting. Spencer went ape-shit at the Frangelica duo for ripping the label off Heidi's dry shampoo; he went so crazy I thought he would need to be tranquilized to calm down. Nonetheless, they left the show only to come back and say they were sorry.

I'm sure all of this acting-out was all a publicity stunt, but it sure does make me hate them more. Hell, I hate to hate them because they loovvee being hated. The only way they get anyone to notice them is by do something tacky, raunchy, and awful. I won't lie, they are really good at being the most redonkulous-disgusting couple in Hollywood.

(Image via I'm a Celebrity...)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Jon & Kate and the Poor 8 Little Kids

This news is old to those who are celeb gossip freaks, but to some people's surprise (I had an inkling this would happen) Jon from Jon & Kate Plus 8 is cheating on his wife, Kate, with a 23 year old teacher. These rumors were allegedly started after some photos of Jon going into a car with the woman got out. Not only that, but the woman's brother told the press that he hears some booty slapping going on in the bedroom next door and knows it is the 2 of them gettin' it on. Now I am appalled that this could be happening. Those poor children! However, Kate is quite the controlling, belittling, biotch on the show, and I don't care much for her. Then again, what do I know about raising 8 kids, 6 of which are sextuplets and the other 2 being twins. I guess I would be captain insano-biotch also. Nonetheless, it's a sad story and I wish them the best.

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Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Swine Flu

The dummy taking over the news this week is the Swine Flu pandemic spreading across the world. I've had every family member contact me to tell me to wash my hands and watch out for sick people. I won't lie, there was a man coughing in the subway and I was thinking about reporting him to the CDC, but then I was at my stop and decided to let him go free. Ok, not really, but I was a bit nervous. Isn't it crazy what the media can do? I'm not saying that this flu should be played down, but as long as people are cautious, seek medical assistance when needed, and stay away from the general public if they're sick...I believe we will all be fine.

A little song I conjured up for my non-friend the Swine Flu...
Shoo flu don't bother me, Shoo flu don't bother me, Shoo flu don't bother me, because I want to be healthy!

(Image via MedIll)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: President of Iran

Diplomats have walked out of a UN anti-racism conference during a speech by the Iranian president in which he described Israel as "totally racist".

The above is an excerpt from an online article on BBC News which describes the most recent absurdness from Iran's President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Mr. Ahmadinejad was being the cocky, irrational, a-hole he normally is, when he decided to berate Israel over their relationship with Palestine at a recent UN conference. This conference was supposed to be a step towards peace and equality, but this speech proved that Iran (or at least their leadership) is not ready to stop the hatred.

All I want to say is, "Mr. Ahmadinejad....you are a barbaric IIIDIOT!"

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Fart Stabbing

So a man in Waco (Wacko), TX had a knife thrown at him by a "friend" after he ripped a juicy (and apparently smelly) fart in a hotel room. The knife went into the man's leg, of which he took out and stabbed his friend in the chest. Now, I empathize with others when I smell a toot, because I hope that people will forgive me when I do the same. Why in the world would you start chucking knives at friends because of a little stink? I can only imagine what happens when one of the drunkards accidentally wets the bed after a night of heavy drinking.... WAR!

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