Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Drunk Teacher

Kylene Nelson, a 42-year old teacher in Land O' Lakes Florida is accused of being drunk at school. We're not talking a little beer-breath after a lunch out; rather, she was allegedly so drunk that she grabbed one of her 13-year old students and started to grind on him. Not only that, but she supposedly was not wearing underwear, and she told her students that she would fail them if they didn't dance with her. So once Ms. Innapropriate Drunkard figured out that she might get detention for this debauchery, she fled school and was later found passed out by the community pool. Let's just say Ms. Kylene blew a .26!