Windy City

My semi-annual trip to Chicago was quite a windy and cold one, but I still had a blast. I'm so lucky to have such great friends :)

Dumb-Dumb of the Week: Homeless Men Wanted

I'm sure many of ya'll heard of the former Food Network "star" Juan Carlos Cruz (I watch a lot of Food Network and never heard or seen the man before) was busted for trying to hire some homeless men to murder his wife. The 3 homeless men were offered $1000 to kill Juan Carlos' wife, and I assume they thought $333.33 a piece was not worth it. I bet you could get more from Crime Stoppers! Anywho, the sick story goes something like this....Juan Carlos offered the men money stab and kill his wife. He gave one of the men a box cutter, prepaid celly, a pocket watch, and half the money. He told the guys that he picks his wife up at the same place and time every day and that they could attack her then (sooo I guess that meant he wanted to be there to witness the murder....sick!). Nonetheless, one of the bums was arrested and cooperated with the popo to bust Juan Carlos (thank goodness). Anywho...bad bad bad Juan!

Yard Sale Chic: Yet another under $150 shopping trip

Look at all the goodies I got for $120! That lovely little romper was only $10, and guess where I got it? Walmart! Thanks Miley and Max Azria!

Yearbook Pics

Something tells me that these photos weren't taken at an elite Upper Eastside High school. Those pre-GG days!

Dooty-Twinkle

Sue: Have you heard of a dooty-twinkle?
Me: No.
Sue: It's when you put diamonds on your food, eat it, and then your poo twinkles from the diamonds.
Me: Have you done that before?
Sue: (Sarcastic voice) Yeah, I always put diamonds on my food!

I am so gullible.

Hotness

Our AC broke a little bit ago, but up until this weekend, the weather wasn't hot. Well, Court and I are kicking ourselves in the ass now. Man is it hot in here!!

Currently seeking cheap AC unit to last us until August, anyone know of someone in Manhattan getting rid of theirs?